- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Man, I really wish there was more One Direction on my dash.
We’re trying to schedule everything around everything. Obviously, Sherlock Holmes is off battling Captain Kirk, and Dr Watson is helping Gandalf, and I’m in the TARDIS.
Steven Moffat, on being asked when Season 3 of Sherlock will happen. (x)
PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE REASONS I GUESS.
(via spastasmagoria)
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
8012th Time’s the Charm
The New York Mets’ Johan Santana has thrown the first no-hitter in the franchise’s history - which dates back to 1962.
Santana’s line:
9 IP 0H 0R 0ER 5BB 8K 133 pitches
Take that, San Diego Padres. (The Padres have never had a no-no either. Their drought goes back to their entry into the NL in 1969.)
The only AL team not to throw a no-hitter are the Tampa Bay Rays, but they’re only 13, so it’s not as bad.
Sources: baseball-reference.com and MLB AtBat 2012 app
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i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s
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